Mom has been having us go through our old school books and file them away. I found an old history test of mine that made me laugh. My answer for almost every question I didn't know was "he sarted monastar". I think my favorite part is the question about the Muslims.
History Test 500 AD- 1450 AD
1. Who ruled the area that used to be called the Roman Empire in 500 AD?
Babarians ruled the western halk and Justian (Bisinten empire) reiled Esten half
2. In 550 AD the church had a great leader. What was his name?
Pope greony
Tell me 4 things he did:
Gagoran chant insised pasters know the word of God sent Agisten to convert angals. And refused name of univele Bishap and chose Servanst of the servants of God
3. Who was Boniface?
He was a guy that Augasien sent to the Heshens (germen) He cut Down the tree that was supposed to be a memorial to thor their god.
4. For several hundred years, the people of England and France had trouble from a certain group of people. Who were these people? What did they do?
Vikings they pilled and attacked
5. In England there was a great leader in ~ 800 AD. What was his name? What did he do?
Alferd. Stared schools + manastoris convered Guthum the Viking chife and gave him land ???? conqured the Vikings
6. Who was Anslem?
He sarted monastar in ???
7. A man named Bernard lived in France around 1000 AD. What did he do?
He wrote a “O Sacerd Head now wonnded” and other songs started a monasary called clairevoux
8. During the 700’s the followers of Islam spread out. Where did they go?
They said “be a muslen or die” and if you would not bea mulem they would kill you and they deffed part of Africa.
Where did they stop?
Charals the hamer stopped them at tures France
Who stopped them?
Chards the hammer
9. The man who stopped them had a grandson who was famous. What was his name? What did he do?
Chalaman defended the pope from the Saxons was crowed frist Holy romen empirer sarted schools + manosis
10. God provided two great men to call his church to repentance in 1300 AD. Who were these men? Where did they live? What did they do?
Jonh Wiclif Jonh huss John wichif transtated the Bible in the coman peapals language and his sudints brout it bake to Bohemia ware John huss read it a agead and said that the Word of God is he Supem athrity above the pope and was burend becas of it.
3 comments:
Oh, Snap, this is priceless! Thanks soooo much for posting it. It brought back so many memories and I was almost splitting with laughter and tears of hilarity.
What I want to know is, HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU MANAGE TO SPELL CLAIREVOUX RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OF THAT? I still can't do that!
Reminds me of my answers. :)
4. For several hundred years, the people of England and France had trouble from a certain group of people. Who were these people? What did they do?
Vikings they PILLED and attacked
The first Pharmacists they were feared and hated by all. They no longer could take any of the pills they wanted at any time. They first had to contact their doctor. This was very inconvenient for many. Thus all the stories about pillaging and killing were made up to give the peaceful Pharmacists a bad name. Obviously Snap only caught part of this in her test. She said they pilled but she also said they attacked. Hmmm
8. During the 700’s the followers of Islam spread out. Where did they go?
They said “BE A MUSLIM OR DIE” and if you would not bea mulem they would kill you and they deffed part of Africa.
Where did they stop?
Charals the hamer stopped them at tures France
Who stopped them?
Chards the hammer
You have got to hand it to them. They are strait forward and honest. They would kill you if you wouldn't be a Muslim. If everyone was more honest the world would be such a better place. For example a guy is buying some cabbage and the store clerk tells him it is more then the guy thought it was to buy the cabbage. The guy is a honest guy and tells the clerk outright "You're a jerk and I think that is lame!" The store clerk is also a very honest man and instead of hiding his feelings inside him so they would never be revealed he jumps on the shopper in all his furry. The two fight and fight until the security runs over. He knows his job but he is going to be honest. "I really don't feel like dealing with this right now. After all fighting builds character." In the end the conflict will have been resolved where as if they had just gone on their way the poor shopper would spend the rest of his day fuming about the store clerk.
Reminds me of my speillang
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