Lessons from Narnia

(sitting in the pew waiting for Communion)

Me: Fredo, do you think maybe you could tuck in your shirt?

Fredo looks at me and starts untucking the last bit of shirt that wasn't undone

Me (trying again): Fredo, you know, you are a lot more handsome when you have your shirt tucked in.

I turn and look up towards the front of the church so he won't think I am watching him.

He glances incredulously at me and rapidly tucks his shirt in.

I look back over at him.

His shirt tucked in, he offers his last defence.

Fredo: WELL! Prince CASPIAN doesn't!!!